r/engrish Top Posts of All Time [feat. Kwite]

12:20 I died

Wtf I have notifications on for your channel and set to always but I haven't gotten notifications in 2 months

What is ashphale
Is it diarrhea

THAT IMPRESSION OF LOGIC HAS ME DEADDDDDD

Kwite man is gooded your tube er!!

I like how the house eater's emphasis circle was a dick.
Like I know you can say that about a lot of things but just look at it that cannot have been an accident.

All hail the great European Onion. Europa Gloria

Two men enter!
One man die!

Post hoe, I miss you

I’M CRYING

Dr. Gay

is 7:09 pro or anti weed

I like th collab

Reddit man

s q u a r e

You should do r/IncelTears

*tearing Kwite the fuck apart*

1:30 r/wooosh

TWO OF MY FAVORITES

1rd

I would definitely get a bracelet that says "DiscoCunt"

10:16 - SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Get a Fuck < Eat fuck

Classic

They call me doctor gayyy~ I’m not a real doctor but I am a real gay, I am an actuaaaaaal gaaaayy~~

Please look at r/entitledparents

Nothing like a good ol' kiss with your mouth muscle.

Of the countless and exponentially growing section of NO-cliprs who are doing reddit subreddits nowadays, you are by far and infinitely wide the most entertaining one. You’re the only one I’ve subbed as well. You make me laugh so much

I like kwites voice

More, yes.

Is that Muzak Stimulus Progression I hear?
Nice.

Dude SorrowTV is it actually you? I played zombs royale and we won a game so i friended you and we won like 6 more! I never knew you were famous on youtube

Please do r/gocommitdie !

Kwite is a cutie

10:14 is this best

L O N G T E E N

*Stop i cant breathe*

i died with the fallout loading screen in the beginning woops

I'm in tears. Holy shit

*Y E T T U S C L E E T U S G O C O M M I T S Q U A R E*

_"I will eat your house"_

this guy should become a voice actor, he has the potential to build some really iconic characters

Turn on Captions

Can I borrow teeen bucks?

I’ve had a really shitty past couple of days, the day before Valentine’s Day my girlfriend broke up with me because she’s moving to Liverpool to go to university. Thank you for these videos man, they really cheer me up

Two legends collab hell yeah

*SPINCH INTENSIFIES*

4:13 - 5:17 omg gross lmfao!! you two are such dorks and I LOVE it!! Love ya Sorrow TV!!

so sad we'll be leaving the European Onion soon

#Ignorauceisdongnousbutknowledywithoutusponsibilityismoredangenous

Spinch

I got some screenshots from a choosing begger... Where can I submit it

*PREGANANANT?!*

i can explain the size thing, its from wish alot of squishies do it. its how they let us select which squishy we wanna buy

DO R/TUMBLRINACTION

More

Has my mind deteriorated that much that hearing "penuts" made me laugh harder than anything this year?

Please more kwite, I adore him and yall are gr8 together 👌

Love it absolutely love it

Ah yes, the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
The pebbles, the glass, the asphale, and square

I cant believe how many people in different cultures you hired for this video. This vid probably cost you a lot to hire them.

Discord invite?

-green leaf-



S P I N C H.

Kwite?
More like legless hoodie

11:38 had me dead

Remember when he voiced comics?

Gay straight or Chinese?

Isn't a fire alarm the same thing as a fire distinguisher?

“No! I must climb the stairs”, he shouted
The internet said,”no Sorrowtv,You are the stairs!”

And then Sorrowtv was a trash can.

Genuinely started to panic half way through this when I couldn't stop myself laughing long enough to breathe xD

0:57
Hitler?

6:31 *call me by your name*

is that one munkey bracelet a korn reference? doubtful by the general trend of illogic spewed by the others but i can be hopeful

This is a definite one-up ⬆️ from that Soot House collab.

I love your channel man.

Sorrow and Kwite together well same same I just came

I love how people that know english in Asian countries just like to fuck with people and put random things becouse no one will realize

4:50
Yeah I always wanted tp have a "CHILD TRAFFIKER" bracelet

PART TWO WITH R/SUBBY

*spinch*

there was a bracelet that said Fist me.

bbq grill though

Kwite and Sorrow would be a good couple.

Do r/entitled parents

okay whose next? PYROCYNICAL?!

Fire extinguisher: Hand Grenade

Does not buy!!!

I never knew Chinese was a sexual orientation.

It really scares me that I fully understand 7:19

4:37 I NEED THIS BRACELET

God, first time Turkey is mentioned and my people totally give us a good name. You know, I was always told to behave because if you act bad, you will represent your country and family terribly. This guy must have missed the memo.

I

I can relate to I'm gay

Hi I'm Dr.Gay

The Chinese didn’t know “Chinese” is a sexual orientation, right? No wonder they didn’t know, they could never see it!

If you are offended by this, grow up. I’m Asian, and this shouldn’t be offensive to anyone.

_square_

Sorry, out of cock.



Oh but they have cock zero.

Oh yes when theres a fire, always use a fire distingwicher.

d i s c o c u n t

*same same I came*