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  • I'm not a smart man. These are not smart people.
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  • Pucci’s Skin Care Routine

    that Roxanne cover was exquisite

  • gabe le
    gabe le 8 timer siden

    here's a little fact that can easily shoot down the arguments of anyone using IQ as an excuse or a topic to brag upon: IQ is an assumption on potential, so even if they do have a high IQ, it doesn't mean they're smart and vice versa, for instance, I have an IQ to rival a lot of astrophysicists but I'm about as clever as a potato with a face

  • Rezenave01
    Rezenave01 8 timer siden

    1:27 I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • Jomega
    Jomega 18 timer siden

    7:32 Another guy who has just discovered physics and doesn't know anything. Short explanation: Speed never exceeds over the speed of light, even when added.

  • DR G.fimhouse
    DR G.fimhouse 19 timer siden

    I like to think that all those messages with the foreign accent is the same seedy Russian man.

  • Claudio De Worm
    Claudio De Worm Dag siden +1

    Uhm well actually... *I have an IQ of 900000000000jillon so stfu*

  • DogOfKrondor
    DogOfKrondor Dag siden

    If you have to tell someone how smart you are............

  • twoface2001
    twoface2001 Dag siden

    1:19 Weird but hey I give him props for waiting

  • Dekaffe
    Dekaffe Dag siden

    And I would pleasure myself to its historical accuracy.

  • 5Gonza5
    5Gonza5 Dag siden +1

    10:26 Why is Mickey Mouse reading this lol

  • Toby Kore
    Toby Kore Dag siden

    dicktion

  • Just Leslie
    Just Leslie Dag siden

    3:52 there aren't lucky stars there must only be lucky CHARMS

  • 5Gonza5
    5Gonza5 Dag siden +1

    1:19 I really cannot believe that that guy waited 4 years to ask her out

    • gn4r1y
      gn4r1y 2 timer siden

      he probably got some mad pussy after that 200 iq strat

  • That Grouchy Cat
    That Grouchy Cat Dag siden

    0:56 "murder them cold in a spit fire"
    Yeah... last time I checked, fire isn't cold. And they call themselves intelligent.

  • Chadwick . Just Chadwick.

    0:50 sounds like the lyrics to a Canibus song

  • No Name
    No Name Dag siden

    Do these guys know that IQ is mathematical intelligence and not, your overall intelligence in everything.

  • Aidan Pratt
    Aidan Pratt 2 dager siden

    “I finished with a 91% in cooking”
    I finished science with a 100%

  • Aidan Pratt
    Aidan Pratt 2 dager siden

    “My IQ would be the highest possible”
    “I’ve never taken a test”
    M8 your educated guess comes from no experience

  • MissKiwi
    MissKiwi 2 dager siden

    this is actively insufferable to watch jesus christ i hate these people

  • Dr. Bright
    Dr. Bright 2 dager siden

    IQ tests were intvented to test if French kids were ready to begin in elementary school.

  • Daisy Blueeyedboy
    Daisy Blueeyedboy 2 dager siden

    Guess these people don't factor in emotional intelligence then..

  • Tori UwU
    Tori UwU 2 dager siden

    i died at the onision one

  • marcus geer
    marcus geer 2 dager siden +2

    You don't watch Rick and Morty? Ne he hee xxttt


    Just to let you know, the Ne he hee xxttt was from one of his other videos where he pronounced next like that. I couldn't find a way to type it any better

  • Will Knox
    Will Knox 2 dager siden

    7:35 he could've just stopped there and it would've been perfectly fine but NOUGHP

  • [HF] Hyperfenix
    [HF] Hyperfenix 2 dager siden

    the guy at 7:48 just sounds like me on 3 hours of sleep and being up for another 36

    the usual

  • Master Gamer873
    Master Gamer873 2 dager siden

    Also that black hole guy realizes there’s actual theories and that stuff like that HAS been studied with conclusive answers right? He’s not wrong about how time and most of reality alters near them, but that’s been legitimately studied and answered.

  • IloveBlender
    IloveBlender 2 dager siden

    I am so smart that 99,99% of people think I am making shit up.

  • Billy Mc Saggy Tits
    Billy Mc Saggy Tits 2 dager siden

    Your only 300 Iq when you do a British accent and say “Iiiiinnnnnduuubitably”

  • Slanax
    Slanax 2 dager siden +1

    10:25 What *I* wanna know is how were Jennifer123, Jennifer420 and xXJenniferXx *not* the first three variations that were also taken? :V

  • Jack of Knives
    Jack of Knives 2 dager siden

    3:14 I found the Virginus in this scene

  • Jack of Knives
    Jack of Knives 2 dager siden

    I accidentally drank some french vanilla coffee with watermelon gum in my mouth. It tastes both gross and delicious *don't know why I'm telling anyone this

  • AntiScribe
    AntiScribe 3 dager siden

    5:34 bold of you to assume he has friends

  • WeeabooDan
    WeeabooDan 3 dager siden

    Imagine getting a PERFECT score on an IQ test...

  • Ethan S
    Ethan S 3 dager siden +1

    Your Maximillian Pegasus voice gives me a stiffy. ;)

  • Sad Mark
    Sad Mark 3 dager siden

    I’m not smart I’m a dumbass 🤷‍♂️

  • Xycho kid
    Xycho kid 3 dager siden

    lmao that voice towards the end! You sound like Shaxx.

  • Sam Keiser
    Sam Keiser 3 dager siden

    It's funny how they all act like they're better than everyone else when they use less common or bigger words when the reason people don't use words like that is because their is literally no reason to besides emphasis.

  • Phoenix Blackwood
    Phoenix Blackwood 3 dager siden

    if his iq was higher than 20 he would know that intelligence is based on experience, not genetics

  • DJ Squibble
    DJ Squibble 3 dager siden

    im not smart just good at puzzles of various kinds

  • HunterNidus
    HunterNidus 3 dager siden

    "I have an IQ over 200, i'm smart and i can do litteraly anything."
    Yet you couldn't resist acting like douchebag pushing everyone away from you. Knowledgde is not the only thing that is important. If you're an bragging self-centered asshole, your knowledge won't get you very far.

  • Marshall West
    Marshall West 3 dager siden

    The black home one is so stupid because there forgetting that it’s literally impossible for anything other than energy to go the speed of light.

  • mkoch99
    mkoch99 3 dager siden

    Just gonna say this, I have an IQ of 120 something, really all that fact about me makes me think "Yay I'm smart!"...meanwhile, that fact does squat about my anxiety, self-depreciation on everything I do that's not for myself and the fact those two combined prevent me from having the confidence to look for a job.... IQ means nothing really.

  • KETTLE
    KETTLE 3 dager siden

    8:05
    "The sum angular momentum in the universe is 0, and has been since the beginning of time. At the singularity which existed before the big bang, the angular momentum was 0, and afterwards, when everything was expanding, everything turned in directions equal and opposite to each other, meaning the sum total of angular momentum in the universe is 0."
    taken from r/atheism written by u/branthar

  • *UnusedAccount*
    *UnusedAccount* 4 dager siden

    I love how these people assume they can get a max IQ even though people like Stephen Hawking (Is that his name?) got an IQ of the low 200's. Mind you, I do not know what the max is, or, if there even is a maximum IQ, if I was to guess it would be 300.

  • That Random Encounter Guy
    That Random Encounter Guy 4 dager siden +5

    Figured Onision would get on here somehow.

  • Vi
    Vi 4 dager siden

    Some of these have to be jokes.

  • THE FBI
    THE FBI 4 dager siden +1

    Indubitably

  • Kurly Fryz
    Kurly Fryz 4 dager siden

    2:35 *STREET SMARTS*

  • Drake Holt
    Drake Holt 4 dager siden

    Ummm ACTUALY IT IS RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS NOT STACKING!!! ONLY SMART PEOPLE WOULD RELISE THIS

  • ShadowThunder563
    ShadowThunder563 4 dager siden

    i don't care what a test says, im not smart. i walk into doorknobs. every. single. day. nobody with an iq of 124 should walk into doorknobs, i swear it is wrong.

    • Drowns In Kool Aid
      Drowns In Kool Aid 4 dager siden

      If memory serves I took an IQ test in highschool and it was about 130 I think and I have the worst case of goldfish memory out there lol
      Except trashy 2000s pop for some reason, so much is burned in my head!

  • J S
    J S 4 dager siden

    I got an A- on my iq test. Bow before me insects!

  • Davy Rando
    Davy Rando 4 dager siden

    The comments being read in this video are so insufferable I can't even finish watching the fucking thing without my blood pressure going up. Holy fuck...

  • Logan Plourde
    Logan Plourde 4 dager siden

    Speed of dark is faster than speed of light , there ya go science boy

  • Astrobeast12
    Astrobeast12 4 dager siden

    Good god, I hate that first one so much. He voiced it so amazingly. I can't think of it without him narrating it anymore.

  • Fruitpunchexe
    Fruitpunchexe 4 dager siden

    Ok so for the first one, it's sad that a person that smart has an anime pfp

  • AceOfBlades
    AceOfBlades 5 dager siden

    I may be really fucking high, but this dude is one of the best narrators on youtube to listen to.

  • Spectico_Playz
    Spectico_Playz 5 dager siden +1

    Youre brain fully developes at age 21 so he should be saying "anyone who legally drink alcohol in the u.s."

    • Normal Flims
      Normal Flims 5 dager siden

      Spectico_Playz isn’t it in your 30’s?

  • Stargarden
    Stargarden 5 dager siden

    Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani

  • VLight
    VLight 5 dager siden +1

    My IQ is way too high to even understand the terrible grammar of Mr. Sorrow’s comment section. I’m better than everyone else and I am also a millionaire. I study time travel theories and every other piece of science. This is a quote that I came up with in only a few minutes, and do not feel ashamed to those who don’t understand it:
    ==================================
    When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, - That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. - Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
    ==================================
    Yes, I wrote the Declaration of Independence myself. I would write the rest, but I don’t want to waste anymore time trying to showcase my intellect to those who are below average; Sorrow TV’s fans.

  • WhatShouldMyUsernameBe?
    WhatShouldMyUsernameBe? 5 dager siden

    Is 10:26 Mickey Mouse lol

  • About 3.1415
    About 3.1415 5 dager siden +4

    I haven’t been this mad in awhile.

  • Nathan Carter
    Nathan Carter 5 dager siden

    I hate watching these but I make the same comments sometimes, so I need to know how ridiculous I sound. Cheers!

  • OlafttheGreat1998
    OlafttheGreat1998 5 dager siden +1

    I took an IQ test today. It didn't even ask me any questions, it just said 404.
    I guess I'm a genius.

  • Zane Mallory
    Zane Mallory 5 dager siden

    These ignorant fucks need to die

  • HowtogetShrekt™
    HowtogetShrekt™ 5 dager siden

    3:28 penis

  • luxiken !!!
    luxiken !!! 5 dager siden

    THIS VIDEO OFFENDS US INTELLECTUALS! I TOOK 8 IQ TESTS AND I GOT 18/10 EVERY TIME! PLEASE KEEP YOUR INFIRIOR INTELECT AWAY FROM US GIFTED PEOPLE

  • 琴__苏
    琴__苏 5 dager siden

    9:13 doesn’t he make money off videos of making fun of underage girls bodies?

  • evelyn the edgy
    evelyn the edgy 6 dager siden

    just realised im awfully similar to a few of these kids, what can i do to change myself please help

  • Koal Teufel
    Koal Teufel 6 dager siden

    7:37 pretty sure thats not how it works? c is constant and the universal speed limit, so everything that guy just said is bs

  • QueenTiger Roy
    QueenTiger Roy 6 dager siden

    6:00 Y’all I’ve worked at many, many jobs and I’ve seen people come in for an application like this guy. When I worked at a Nordstrom, a girl came in and blatantly bragged about how she was going to get the job, how good she was at fashion and communication, etc. I told my then manager about what happened, she took the application and ripped it up right in front of me.
    This shit doesn’t work. I promise.

  • AKArainkit
    AKArainkit 6 dager siden +2

    I love it when they try to use fancy words, but use them completely wrong. Like did that guys just use proxemics because the word proximity is too well known?

  • Tobias Geis
    Tobias Geis 6 dager siden

    8:05
    Oh fuck no!!!
    He's a fucking Kent Hovind fan!
    For those who thought "What the fuck does the law of angular momentum have to do with the big bang? What is this retard on about"
    Don't worry, that is normal.
    The argument goes as follows:
    The big bang Was a spinning explosion.
    Spinning explosions have debris that spins in all the same direction
    The planets spin in different directions
    Therefore the big bang did not happen
    What Hovind missed or lied about was that he was reading about the birth of a star.
    It is as retarded as it sounds and more. Like a separate pocket dimension made of infinite stupid

  • Alexa Hoelterling
    Alexa Hoelterling 6 dager siden

    IQ isn't a reliable way to measure intelligence bro lol

  • N3sKey
    N3sKey 7 dager siden +4

    9:20 ERROR
    FEMALE.EXE IS NOT COMPACTIBLE WITH LATEST DIRECTX 29 EDITION VERYSMARTPERSON.EXE

  • Choa Crux
    Choa Crux 7 dager siden

    I remember once a couple years back this guy tried to be all “look at me I’m smart” by saying that he regularly thought about non existence n shit
    I was like
    Chill dude
    I was doing that in 5th grade you ain’t special

    • Drowns In Kool Aid
      Drowns In Kool Aid 4 dager siden

      A friend of mine regularly talks and thinks about abstract stuff like that too, but that's when I know he's high as a kite lol

  • R U Sirius
    R U Sirius 7 dager siden

    Lmao the very first person had a fire emblem heroes pfp
    They probably use gamepress to build units

  • VlaDDrakkeN
    VlaDDrakkeN 7 dager siden

    2:16
    Holy shit, that's really condescending for someone making a good criticism of the movie. I can't tell if thats trolling or legit someone thinks this way.

  • Gabriel Defa
    Gabriel Defa 7 dager siden +2

    My iq is so high, higher than snoop dogg in saturday night.

  • Star Moral
    Star Moral 8 dager siden

    Fun fact, if somebody is constantly using long words, they MAY be using an effect that makes them seem like they are intelligent with their large vocabulary... when in reality they're just speaking jargon.
    *The more you know*

  • Fandom Smoothie
    Fandom Smoothie 8 dager siden

    It hurts my soul to see these people calling themselves smart when they always have a mistake in their grammar.
    As an Honor's English student like- stop.

  • Keller Reeves
    Keller Reeves 8 dager siden +3

    Half of these are r/whosmart (whoosh+iamverysmart)

  • Shawna The Cat
    Shawna The Cat 8 dager siden

    Starting at 14:28 I recognize the music that's playing. It's called "the best things in life are dirty" from the musical/western "Paint Your Wagon"

  • Dreamon Xonos
    Dreamon Xonos 8 dager siden

    bih.........like......bih bih.....I'm um.............ooooooooof...........Well these asshats make me realize that I just avoided.....I kind of just dodged a bullet here. Like after seeing this I realize that although I'm one of the smartest people I know, well not smart but intelligent......I know...and i know that sounds shitty but....well I almost became one of these people. I almost DID this shit. Talking like this, bragging...the only time I bring iq up or anything like that is if someone genuinely insults it...But at one point I was like bragging and using words that FUCKING CONFUSED MY FRIENDS. (like when I was 10) and using a thesaurus to make essays look better. Now I'm a c- to c+ student. I just almost got an f in one of my classes.............I was the teacher's favorite tho so I got a c. But I just.....I'm kind of afraid of what I may have become if I didn't give up. If I didn't....BITCH NANI THE FUCK. I just moved further in and I'm 14 and I have A higher Iq than one of these fuckers...........dumb....fucking dumb......GOD WHERE DID THIS COMMENT GO.

  • Spock1777
    Spock1777 8 dager siden

    Do people really not realize that IQ does not mean intelligence? Your IQ is just a measure of your brain's capacity to learn. The higher your IQ, the faster you pick up knowledge. That's really all it means. Also, your IQ dosent raise or lower. It's not something that can be controlled or influenced by anything other than genes,

  • Your Stalker
    Your Stalker 8 dager siden

    11:26 this fuckwad is named Gorden

  • Nick Kelley
    Nick Kelley 8 dager siden

    I want to punch every last one of these twats.

  • Starlight_Feather
    Starlight_Feather 8 dager siden

    Bill Nye the Science Guy, Magic Schoolbus and Captain Planet. All educational shows, all intellectually stimulating. All aimed at second graders. Just saying.

  • Big Cow Productions
    Big Cow Productions 8 dager siden

    1:17 I mean, he waited at least?

  • Marcus Jarrell
    Marcus Jarrell 8 dager siden

    2:46 why hide a verified Twitter account? They said it to the world, and ohhh that looks so much like Onision.

  • Mr.Barnacle man
    Mr.Barnacle man 8 dager siden

    Roses are red violets are violet im Niel Degrasss Tyson and no one cares about my opinion

  • pop pop
    pop pop 9 dager siden

    I think the black hole thing is somthing I would think about, and that's not a compliment.

  • Goku x Sephiroth
    Goku x Sephiroth 9 dager siden

    Funny how all these people are geniuses and yet are never doing anything impressive with their time and energy.

  • Sarah
    Sarah 9 dager siden

    People who watch Rick and Morty can sense b r a i n w a v e s

  • gagga suraka
    gagga suraka 9 dager siden

    I don't want to brag, but in 5 years i'm going to invent a time machine LOL #highiq

  • Capps lock
    Capps lock 9 dager siden

    The first one just.... ah god no

  • Dylan Fitzgerald
    Dylan Fitzgerald 9 dager siden

    I thought it was short sighted people who needed glasses to see distant objects

  • Crunchy Plasma
    Crunchy Plasma 9 dager siden

    I like how he claims that the average iq is 90 at 11:46 which is very intresting as the average iq is per definition 100.

    • Dreamon Xonos
      Dreamon Xonos 8 dager siden

      Ikr. It's like he's trying to seem smarter than he is. Also, 90 is the average teenager Iq. Seems we found out who we are talking to.

  • Walker Byrd
    Walker Byrd 10 dager siden +2

    0:00
    Gunnthrá noooooooo I thought you were better than this :(

  • Boyish The Extrordinary
    Boyish The Extrordinary 10 dager siden

    The guy with the black hole thing, probably could’ve had a conversation with people, but then he was an asshole

  • Killer Ant
    Killer Ant 10 dager siden +33

    I am so smart. I completed a puzzle that is labels 2-3 years in 1 year.

    • Thicc Skipper
      Thicc Skipper Dag siden

      +Luc Imbert Yea, I am not a douche

    • Luc Imbert
      Luc Imbert Dag siden

      +Thicc Skipper THIS PEASANT DOESN4T HAVE AN 154 IQ FUR SURE

    • Thicc Skipper
      Thicc Skipper 3 dager siden +1

      NO YOU DUMASS, THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, THE 1-2 YEAR RHINGY IS MEANTME THALET CHILEDERDN FROMMNN YERATARS 1-2 CAPA PLAY IT REP ONLY