So Much News, So Little Time: Celeb Bribegate, Buzzkill Pelosi & Robotic Romney | The Daily Show

  • Publisert 13. mars. 2019
  • House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she’s against impeaching Trump, celebrities are caught bribing colleges, NBA star Russell Westbrook threatens fans courtside, and Mitt Romney’s team releases an awkward birthday video.
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  • Apada
    Apada Dag siden

    But our reputation IS important. The message to the world that Democracy works is destroyed when someone as awful and anti-American is in office and the People don't stop him. At this point we are just another nation who is at the mercy of a tyrant leader and we do nothing to stop it.

  • suzie shiaman
    suzie shiaman Dag siden

    Hi! My name is Suzie Shiaman. I have been teaching with the at-risk youth for 16 yrs. This college scandal makes me utterly livid! When I see how hard my students work, I am extremely disappointed by these privileged people!!! In any case, I wrote and sang an education rap that encourages our youth to persevere, find their voice, and pursue their dreams by EARNING it on their own merit! I would love your thoughts on my education rap! Thank you!

  • Marcos Manzanares
    Marcos Manzanares Dag siden

    Stop with impressions
    cringe AF

  • Orlando Joseph
    Orlando Joseph Dag siden

    Shit Mitt didnt want to pass out blowing out all those candles!

  • Amy Lykkegaard
    Amy Lykkegaard Dag siden

    Why are we making jokes about how corrupt Pelosi is. She isn't a Democrat.

  • The Philanthropist
    The Philanthropist Dag siden

    No time for news..🤣🤣 No theres time. Unfortunately you think this is news.. Not the 17th week in France protesting. Or Yemen being literally destroyed. Or Venezuela or the constitutional convention or the fucked up bills being passed in congress. Your fucking news is propaganda...

    • Mark Stanley
      Mark Stanley Dag siden

      +The Philanthropist Not an expert on France election system. By Pro-business reforms,do you mean like small companies,middle,large-or just tax cut for "big companies? Is Macron like a Republican,Democrat or in the middle?

    • The Philanthropist
      The Philanthropist Dag siden

      +Mark Stanley The government has done nothing. Probably just waiting for people to give up. If all the news cares about is ratings we're in deep shit.. Yemen, Venezuela, Kashmir, and a few others are not being talked about enough either. Venezuela I understand because they keep getting caught lying.
      Hopefully that kid wins the lawsuit against cnn.

    • Mark Stanley
      Mark Stanley Dag siden

      +The Philanthropist Thanks for that really quick answer. What has the Government done? And why doesnt CNN reports it? I mean every little thing is always "BREAKING NEWS" for CNN (nothing against CNN,I understand it's about ratings).

    • The Philanthropist
      The Philanthropist Dag siden

      +Mark Stanley Rioters have set fire to a bank and ransacked stores on Paris' landmark shopping street in a new flare-up of violence as France's yellow vest protests entered a fourth month.
      The protests are aimed at President Emmanuel Macron and his pro-business reforms.
      Police fired tear gas and water cannons as the protests turned violent again after weeks of relative calm during marches and declining numbers of participants.
      A Banque Tarneaud branch spewed flames before firefighters arrived and rescued two people from the building, with 11 suffering minor injuries, the fire department said.
      Rioters also set fire to an upmarket handbag store and two newsstands on the Champs Elysees avenue while scattered bonfires burned on the iconic thoroughfare.
      Protesters lobbed cobblestones at riot police through clouds of tear gas in front of Paris' Arc de Triomphe monument, which was ransacked at the peak of the protests in December.

    • The Philanthropist
      The Philanthropist Dag siden

      +Mark Stanley France is in it's 17th week protesting their government. This weekend was one of the most violent weekends. It's been a complete blackout by U.S. media..

  • Otanduw
    Otanduw Dag siden

    And I thought the Romney joke was going to be about how it’s 2019 and his staff still doesn’t know how to shoot video on a phone.

  • Eileen Nguyen
    Eileen Nguyen Dag siden

    At first what Romney was doing looked really weird, I've never blown out candles like that. But then I thought he's probably sharing those twinkies with the staff and maybe he doesn't want to get his spit all over them? Because if you put in enough air to blow out all those candles at once, some spit is going to come out, just ask anyone who plays a wind instrument.

  • Ryan Adam
    Ryan Adam Dag siden

    Wish we could stop calling shit on comedy central "news". Lol. But what really do I expect from the left????

  • Make Money Online
    Make Money Online Dag siden

    It means no place is safe ... Bribes even into the universities. SMH... I commend Mitt for blowing the candles dat way, I mean it's the most healthiest... No spittle all over the cake 🍰 Anyway, I'd appreciate anyone's subscription to my NO-clip channel as I'm a new NO-clipr who is struggling to grow. Thanks 😘

  • Gunga Din
    Gunga Din Dag siden

    they will get probation,massive fine

  • la luz la luz
    la luz la luz Dag siden

    Perdón pero ustedes. Los demandó con el troma por los video. Justicia. A ya sabrán la historia.

  • Asa Odo
    Asa Odo Dag siden

    😱🤣🤣🤣... perhaps Mitt Romney did not want to spit over the cupcakes so he pulled the candles... one by one.🤨

  • weantoine
    weantoine Dag siden

    4:44 DAMN

  • GHOULii
    GHOULii 2 dager siden

    4:23 he’s a serial killer

    • von 50
      von 50 Dag siden

      Who is serial killer?..

  • CipherBytes
    CipherBytes 2 dager siden

    For most people college is a waste of money. Unless you are going to be a doctor or a lawyer, you're better off with a trade school that can offer hands on training. This scandal just highlights problems with college these days, which seems to be more about paying an overpriced entry fee. Same problem in IT when it comes to certifications. We have too many people with diplomas that say they have skills when they really don't.

  • Genevieve Words
    Genevieve Words 2 dager siden

    Germs! I hate when someone blow & spit their breath all over the damn cake...gross.

  • Monica Pettiford
    Monica Pettiford 2 dager siden

    love westbrook

  • Romeo Lopez
    Romeo Lopez 2 dager siden

    Who else was expecting the John Oliver’s reference?

  • Cajunman Dick
    Cajunman Dick 2 dager siden

    Just wait cumguzzlers, soon all your dimocratic saviots will be arrested and in prison. Then what will you and your transgendered partners do?. Probably cry and scream racism and sexism along with transphobic hater we all are. So what, you can scream and cry in your safe spaces with your coloring books and strange unnatural hair colors that the sjw's love to display. Suck it up fuckers.

  • Sean Perry
    Sean Perry 2 dager siden +1

    "We don't have the time or john oliver's money"
    fuking dead

  • BigVah!
    BigVah! 2 dager siden

    Yeah.. it's funny until it's your kid who has worked hard to obtain real grades, test scores and accolades... only to have their seat taken by "Aunt Becky"

  • Meadow Woods
    Meadow Woods 2 dager siden

    No one should be allowed to Honk their car horns in the middle of the night on a regular basis throughout the country because the auto industry created it that way. Car lock and alarm setting Honking wakes people up by the thousands if not millions across the country.
    It should not be legal. It cause health reducing stress. If you agree please see
    Thank You.

  • 1111Pel
    1111Pel 2 dager siden

    College needs to kick the kids out and Aunt Becky and Huffman should have to pay full tuition for the 2 students that got wait listed because their fucking stupid kids got in instead.

  • Gee Wiz
    Gee Wiz 2 dager siden

    Trevor Noah is killing it!

  • N S
    N S 2 dager siden

    Rich wrong rules the land, and waiting justice sleeps. Jail both parents and adult child. See how having a felony conviction helps life.

  • slmeucalesa1
    slmeucalesa1 2 dager siden +1

    Cake made out of Twinkies.....why doesn't THAT surprise me??????.....what was the icing made of?.....MAYONNAISE???..!!!!😆

  • Ellen Henderson
    Ellen Henderson 2 dager siden

    It doesn't make sense that a 18-year old didn't notice that she did not fill out an application to get into college. That at 17, other kids around you are taking the SAT but you don't have to. What kind of a bubble are these kids in. The kids should be accountable too.

  • Grimwolf
    Grimwolf 2 dager siden

    That guy 100% looks like he was yelling racist shit at Westbrook, and his wife was probably either joining in or cheering him on. I have a real hard time faulting Westbrook at all without being certain what happened. Plus, he didn't even physically do anything.

  • Robert McArtor
    Robert McArtor 2 dager siden

    So much fakes news little time.

  • Bruce Viaene
    Bruce Viaene 2 dager siden

    Damn, Trevor. Youre kak. Ever heard of germs bru?

  • MommyPearl toomer
    MommyPearl toomer 2 dager siden

    the school should be lucky the parents willing to pay couple of millions for their spoil kids. l wish l had rich parent risk something like this for my education, as for you self righteous people kiss off, spoil lazy kids and good parent do anything for their children

  • Laura Guillen
    Laura Guillen 2 dager siden

    back to back Utah stories

  • Linda Rivera
    Linda Rivera 2 dager siden

    So🤔🤔🤔 they’ve been telling us for years that we’re not smarter but it turns out we are. So now what??? They compared us to monkeys. So let’s start a show. Who’s smarter than a monkey.😂😂😂

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele 2 dager siden

    Lol that NBA and NFL joke was so good omg

  • SithAssassin
    SithAssassin 2 dager siden

    Does anyone else think these 'people' owe some form of retribution to the kids that were denied admission on those years? Personally, I've always had serious issues with sports fast laining their kids into colleges on pretty much the same premise. Really though, what kind of education does it take to beat your wife on an elevator, or get a dui, or fight dogs, or bankrupt 6 casinos and make the US the joke of the world? Is this really news to anyone?

  • Mahmut Cakal
    Mahmut Cakal 2 dager siden

    Are these celebrities not your friends Trevor? I am sure that these people are very close to you.. You are so funny and why do you involve the President in these democratic criminals..

  • Sakai Fitzgerald
    Sakai Fitzgerald 2 dager siden

    What people still don't seem to understand is that even if Donald Trump is impeached he will remain the President and there is no guarantee that he will go to prison. Pelosi is most likely calculating the risks and determining that defeating Drumpf in an election will have a bigger impact than going through an impeachment process. Republicans will say that the reason he was impeached (if it could even happen) was because he couldn't be defeated in an election. They will claim it an act of desperation on the part of Democrats. His entire administration needs to leave the White House, not just him.

  • Genre Online
    Genre Online 2 dager siden

    For the kids who were shut out because of this fraud, it's not funny at all.

  • Sairam Kaushik
    Sairam Kaushik 3 dager siden

    if you guys need to cheat on the freaking SAT, something is seriously wrong with the American education system

  • R achternaam
    R achternaam 3 dager siden

    3:09 ohw pfieuw I was starting to worry that there wasnt any orange man bad in it....

  • Ladyhawk Misses Gabby
    Ladyhawk Misses Gabby 3 dager siden

    What? I wouldn't want Mitt spit all over my Twinkie.

  • Ladyhawk Misses Gabby
    Ladyhawk Misses Gabby 3 dager siden

    And we're--what?--shocked and disappointed? This has been going on for ages. That's why Trump doesn't want his transcripts released.

  • Autymn Maas
    Autymn Maas 3 dager siden

    Its kinda cute... in an innocent weird way

  • Jonathan  Lucas
    Jonathan Lucas 3 dager siden

    He just likes too Blow!!!!

  • Edith A.-F.
    Edith A.-F. 3 dager siden

    Nancy Pelosi needs to let someone else step in

  • M Elizabeth
    M Elizabeth 3 dager siden

    Romney is dignified he cant blow or spit on the cake thats not proper

  • boreduser12
    boreduser12 3 dager siden +1

    He didn't want to blow germs onto the cake. I get it now. I'm surprised I never thought of that before.

  • Cynthia Richardson
    Cynthia Richardson 3 dager siden

    Pelosi is right it will only divide the country.

  • ousmane diallo
    ousmane diallo 3 dager siden


  • Irawooluwatan Oluwatosin
    Irawooluwatan Oluwatosin 3 dager siden +1

    The ‘John Oliver’s money’ bit killed me 😂😂😂

  • Eyitayo Akanbi
    Eyitayo Akanbi 3 dager siden

    Uuuughghuuuughh...... nnnothing just enjoy your whistle MR. Sooo fuunny

  • Jean-Antoine Matadi
    Jean-Antoine Matadi 3 dager siden

    He blew the candles 1by1 to avoid blowing spit on it. Since everyone was gonna eat it.

  • Bunnymoon Events
    Bunnymoon Events 3 dager siden

    He didn't blow out the candles because it increases the amount of bacteria by 1000%. Yeah it looks weird, but in the future, people are going to stop doing that because blowing your germs all over cake is gross.

  • ErykaSoleil
    ErykaSoleil 3 dager siden

    Regarding impeachment of Trump: Please remember that removal of Trump will leave us with Pence in charge, which is terrifying for its own reasons.
    As for Mitt Romney: Maybe he was concerned that blowing out all of the candles might knock over some of the Twinkies? Maybe he's got OCD?

  • Cheryl Moss
    Cheryl Moss 3 dager siden

    As far as I know Trevor you worked your way up. Though hate your politics and cheap shots at the President Al la liberal Americans ...say well done

  • B Wiley
    B Wiley 3 dager siden

    Is anyone surprised by this?

  • RocKnight
    RocKnight 3 dager siden

    Rich people bribing college administrators to get their spoiled kids into college... yeah, sounds about white.

  • themaster408
    themaster408 3 dager siden

    Mitt Romney doesn't seem like he was born in this country, time to look up his birth certificate. I kid, I don't know / remember if Romney was ever a birther, just funny how this alien got into the senate.

  • Sam Tourske
    Sam Tourske 3 dager siden

    I would expect that from Frank (shameless)

  • Pennywise
    Pennywise 3 dager siden

    I believe twinkies on the outside are yellow.

  • Kemoshea
    Kemoshea 3 dager siden +1

    The candle thing was explained to me....apparently it’s so that he doesn’t risk spitting on the cake when he blows them out...that way everyone can eat it with no risk of cooties. Lol

  • Nemo Niemand
    Nemo Niemand 3 dager siden +1

    Trevor is obsessed with race and colour. If any white person would refer to a black mans colour so many times in a clip half the people (and you know who you are) would call him a racist.

  • Zakyrie
    Zakyrie 3 dager siden

    Why does Mike Pence look like he's been photoshopped into the background?

  • Norma Barros
    Norma Barros 3 dager siden feels good to laugh

  • That One Dude
    That One Dude 3 dager siden

    when you don't want to do your job today and it's your birthday, well blowing the candles one by one to procrastinate may seem weird but 5 minutes before I've got go home. now that's something I would do.

  • Kranks Music
    Kranks Music 3 dager siden

    Why is William H. Macy getting off so clean? I feel like some dumb ass, spoiled 19 y/o is taking all the heat for this, and the real criminals (as always) seem untouchable.

    & it's obvious that Mitt Romney is either very contagious or an actual lizard with tiny lizard lungs.

  • Gerald Sturgill
    Gerald Sturgill 3 dager siden

    Trevor Noah suggested Westbrook was 7’0” tall though 😂

  • Manufan909 1
    Manufan909 1 3 dager siden

    Lol at Trevor Noah thinking everyone in the NBA is 7' tall.

  • Peggy B
    Peggy B 4 dager siden

    My guess is Romney blew out the candles that way for hygiene reasons.

  • chuuey
    chuuey 4 dager siden

    What is Mitts office so shitty for.

  • Lelynn Miller
    Lelynn Miller 4 dager siden

    😠 remember the Coast Guard❓ ... the country is already divided❗ Pelosi knows too... since that Coast Guard got caught, im sure the Trumpers have figured out what NOT to do, the next time they attempt to take out half of the ppl associated with CNN (what a pathetic revenge plan for BUTT-HURTism btw) i bet their list has grown sooooo much by now 👎😒 Y r they so full of hate❓ what the hell do they have to b so angry about❓ Trump losing his job WOULDN'T b the end of the world. it sure wasn't the end of the world when he GOT the dam job. no1s coming to get u. no1s coming to take your stupid guns away & no1 wants to turn the country vegan. that sh!ts all crazy talk... ALL OF IT❗ the whole things all 1 big mess. i cant wait to hear the difference, in 2020, about how many MORE ppl will b voting, compared to 2016 😳 (b4 the younger generation really realized just how MUCH all votes matter) they gotta get the younger generation to care too tho. but ppl gotta know & understand just what it is they're voting for. the politics need to speak in terms that EVERY1 can understand. sumtimes the political puzzle can b alil hard to decipher, thru all the titles & positions being stated, everytime 1 of them opens their mouth.. & it aint a matter of being UNeducated either, maybe alil lazy (r quite possibly in a hurry) 😲 but even still... *every1s gotta right to vote,* dont they❓ hell, my Daughter will b 18 yrs old, by the time the 2020 election rolls around. even SHE cant wait for her chance to get out there & make a difference❗ #EncourageYoungVoters #vote 👌😏👍

  • Luisa Plantier Martins
    Luisa Plantier Martins 4 dager siden

    Very funny Trevor, great delivery!

  • James Yakura
    James Yakura 4 dager siden +2

    A better reason not to impeach: President Pence.

  • A.M.
    A.M. 4 dager siden

    Love the subtle dig at Last Werk Tonight and all the crazy shit they buy.

  • Randomtwixy33
    Randomtwixy33 4 dager siden +1

    Or John Oliver’s Money 😂

  • R R
    R R 4 dager siden +1

    Hahaha ppl r gonna figure out your children r stupid!! 😂

  • David Lucey
    David Lucey 4 dager siden

    I worked hard for years
    Fat lot of good it did me

  • DarkRubberDucky
    DarkRubberDucky 4 dager siden

    To be honest... I agree with Pelosi. As much as I hate that freaking idiot, she is 100% right. As for Romney... that's oddly adorable.

  • Candylyn1975
    Candylyn1975 4 dager siden +1

    One candle at a time, one at a time.

  • Ainun Nazieb
    Ainun Nazieb 4 dager siden

    Yeah, John Oliver is that one of douchebag kids with wealthy parent so he can do anything he effin wants 😂

  • Joshua Ransom
    Joshua Ransom 4 dager siden


  • Joanna K
    Joanna K 4 dager siden

    He is smart, he is getting a wish for each candle instead of just one wish.

  • Austin Wachana
    Austin Wachana 4 dager siden

    jon stewart is controlling the show

  • Walt F.
    Walt F. 4 dager siden

    I didn't know Mormons could even eat Twinkies! LOL

  • Walt F.
    Walt F. 4 dager siden

    This has to be just the tip of a very big iceberg. But will these rich folks spend any time at all in jail for bribery? I seriously doubt it. The worst thing they'll have to do is pay a slap-on-the-wrist fine that they can pull out of their petty cash drawers.

  • Anita B.
    Anita B. 4 dager siden

    but keep applying, this was my 4th job

  • Opio Rotten
    Opio Rotten 4 dager siden

    I seriously thought this was something that happened pretty often in U.S. since I saw Gilmore girls 😂😂

  • james john
    james john 4 dager siden

    I with the senator even though I am a democrat , blowing out candles places droplets from the respiratory track

  • Sophie Peraaud
    Sophie Peraaud 4 dager siden


  • LF F
    LF F 4 dager siden

    bribegate scandalgate lmfao

  • Ebby C
    Ebby C 4 dager siden

    He, really, isn't worth it.

  • Terry Oesch
    Terry Oesch 4 dager siden

    IT IS just to bad that the people collecting information on us for our own good, only protect the people that soul smoke and eat babies

  • ade
    ade 4 dager siden

    Why are people surprised? We’ve always known that rich parents bribe their way in. This is just the first time they’re being prosecuted.

  • Phyllisha Hart
    Phyllisha Hart 4 dager siden

    I’ll fuck you up, you and your wife AALLLLLL 2019

  • Melissa Bellais
    Melissa Bellais 4 dager siden

    Pelosi is absolutely right, it's less than two years for the next election, why bother? Unless the MUELLER PROBE COMES OUT, IF EVER, and reveals something like serisouly disturbing, then ok, go for it, if not, why creating more riff in a country already so extremely divided.

  • stiras1
    stiras1 4 dager siden

    Why do people call this a scandal? It's nothing new. It happens all the time. I think they are using the fact that they have caught two celebrities to make a big deal, but really it's nothing new. I am disappointed that they did this, I had hoped they had more integrity, but I don't understand why people are acting all shocked that this stuff happens. I think people are just exited that they can slam some celebrities for it.

  • Kate Stewart Coppen
    Kate Stewart Coppen 4 dager siden

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha brilliant

  • Sandra Winfrey
    Sandra Winfrey 4 dager siden

    Don’t impeach him because that leaves us with idiot plastic pence. Let his term run out